The Taser's Edge


How Taser Stopped Being a Gloomy Gus…
October 15, 2006, 9:16 pm
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(and became a fungus).

In reaction to the wild reactions that my recent “serious” posts have gathered, LiveJournal reacted by sending me a reactionary email: “Cease and desist your madly popular 'serious' posts.  Your wild popularity and ability to gain positive reactions from the average LiveJournal user have taxed our servers to the limit.  This is our last formal reaction before we react by pulling the plug on your site.  Distastefully yours, The NSA LiveJournal.”

I just had to think long and hard on that one…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

And then, my own life gave me something to write about.  To wit, Holly and I are given to cooking from time to recently aforementioned time.  However, I myself, however, am not given to eating leftovers, however, aforementioned leftovers are given to spoiling, however, I am not given to cleaning the refrigerator.  However, I did today aforementioned clean the aforementioned refrigerator, however, while waiting for some eggs to boil (Cobb salads, according to aforementioned Holly contain aforementionedly prepared eggs, however, I am not sure that the aforementioned aforementioned she is right and, however aforementioned aforementioned right the aforementioned aforementioned aforementioned she may be, the aforementioned salad would have been better without aforementioned aforementioned boiled aforementioned aforementioned eggs.  However, as I said, however, aforementioned aforementioned aforementioned boiled aforementioned aforementioned aforementioned eggs take aforementioned aforementioned time to aforementioned aforementioned aforementioned boil, and aforementioned aforementioned refrigerator takes, however much aforementioned aforementioned time to aforementioned aforementioned clean.

Thusly did I rinse and throweth things away.  And many a furry fungus-fettered container wast emptied.  By this time, the eggs were ready, and said aforementioned salad was prepared.  The final topping? A liberal layer of fungus:


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